No Babies Were Harmed In The Making Of This Tender Family Moment.

Or:
This Is What I Get For Trying To Dress My Girls In Cute Matching Outfits.

Or:
Never Underestimate The Power Of Tag Team Crying.

Or:
No Person Under The Age Of Five Slept Last Night.  Can You Tell?

Or:
Look, Mama!  I Can Yell Louder Than HER!!!  Wanna See?

You get the picture.