Look at me...being perfectly innocent and adorable. For now.
Hmmm...what is this dirt-like substance beneath my bottom?
(For the record...I TOTALLY knew where this was going. But I was powerless to stop it)
I wonder if this is stuff tastes any good? What, Mama? Why are you looking at me like that and flapping your arms around like some gigantic mutant bird? Oh, I know. Perhaps it's because you want me to PUT IT IN MY MOUTH?!?!?!? With pleasure.
(EWWWWWWWWW!)
Well, Mama. That was mineral-licious! When can I do that again?
My kid is NUTS. Andumalso? I think it's genetic.
Yousuf, age 1. Eating dirt. Lovely.